An Ode to Helmet Hair and the Vanity of the Fools. Don’t be a dumbass, wear a helmet.
Despite only being a family of four, as of last count we own 24 helmets. Maybe more. There’s probably a ‘couple old ‘dain-duckets hanging out in the basement somewhere. That’s an average of six helmets per family member. Ridiculous? I’m the last of the generation that grew up bouncing around in the back of a pick-up trucks
